Palin Failin

I walked by a store that was doing a Thanksgiving sale yesterday and noticed the girl was writing the letters, “Thang” before the guy corrected her.

Speaking of Thanksgiving, I saw this on my RSS and thought I had mistakenly clicked on TheOnion instead of a legitimate new story.

But on to my point.

Dear Media,

Please shut the fuck up about Sarah Palin. She’s not going to be president. She’s not even as good of a Sarah Palin as Tina Fey.

Thanks,

America

For most celebrities, it’s fun, it’s cute, it’s hardyharsillysillyomghaha to see them mess up or make themselves into icons. Not Sarah Palin. It’s just a reminder that this woman was actually that close to being our vice president. It’s horrifying.

There are only a couple exceptions to this. Slate.com decided to make a contest to see who could write the best Sarah Palin sentence in response to her book, Rogue. We should all do this.

The other, of course, is Nailin Palin. You shouldn’t feel bad about watching videos like this, as research shows. And Don’t worry, girls, you can look, too!

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4 Responses to “Palin Failin”

  1. Michael Steele is more of a joke.

  2. chelbylu Says:

    I am having duck for thanksgiving, is that greener?

  3. factory farming duck would be funny. Imagine all the quacking in the slaughter house.

  4. philosophister Says:

    I would vote for Steele/Palin…but only if Steele gets to be president.

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